Saturday, September 18, 2010

Funny Signs: Part I

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Spotted in a toilet of a London office: TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW . ---------------------------------------------------...

Beautiful Roads .... Part III

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Funny: Could this be true of some parents part II

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11. Please excuse Lesli from being absent yesterday. She had diahre dyrea direathethe shits. 12. Please excuse tommy for being absent yest...

Beautiful Roads .... Part II

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Joke: Nine Months Later

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Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob. They loaded up Jack's minivan and headed north. After driving for a few hours they got ...

Cartoons: Old Age and Sex

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Joke: Never mess with the oldies !!

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An older gentleman had an appointment to see the urologist who shared offices with several doctors The waiting room was filled with patie...

Comedy: Jeff Foxworthy and friends

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Joke: A not so cute love-story

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Little Bruce andJenny are only 10 years old, but they know they are in love. One day they decide that they want to get married, so Bruce goe...

Music: Georgian chants

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Joke: How women put their affairs in order

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The doctor, after an examination, sighed and said, 'I've got some bad news. You have cancer, and you'd best put your affairs in ...

Beautiful Roads .... part I

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Joke: Honesty is the best policy

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Two Christians were lost in the Sahara desert . One is David, the other is Michael . They were dying of hunger and thirst when they sud...
Friday, September 17, 2010

Joke: Redneck Vasectomy

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Dances from Zorba The Greek

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Countries with the most airports

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Cartoons: Internet for everyone

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Joke: Jewish sex

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A modern Orthodox Jewish couple, preparing for a religious wedding meets with their rabbi for counseling. The rabbi asks if they have any ...

Cartoons: Big Boobs

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Song: Love Story .... Where Do I Begin ?

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Funny: Marriage bashing

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Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess... “Will you marry me?” The Princess said “NO!” And the Prince lived happily eve...

Cartoon: Can't Wear Shorts T-shirt

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Music: Medieval

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Joke: Monks learn too late

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A young monk arrives at the monastery. He is assigned to helping the other monks in copying the old canons and laws of the church by hand. ...

Joke: How you can tell you are over the hill

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The real endings of fairy tales

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Snow White                                                                                                  The Mermaid

Joke: The Modern Supermarket

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A new Publix Supermarket opened in my home town. It has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hea...

Comedy: Russell Peters on the Lopez show

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Friday, September 3, 2010

You May be a Taliban if ......

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Attributed to Jeff Foxworthy 1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor. 2. You own a $3,000 machine gu...

Comedy: Jim Carey stand up

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2007

Joke: The economy is so bad, I called the suicide helpline

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The economy is so bad that I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail. I ordered a burger at McDonald's, and the kid behind the coun...

Comedy: Jerry Seinfeld's standup on Letterman

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March 2010

Joke: Ocean View Restaurant

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A group of 40 year-old nursing colleagues discussed where they should meet for dinner. Finally it was agreed upon that they should meet at t...

Cartoon: What Women Want .... WWW

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Words and Puns .... part 2

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11. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it. 12. Atheism is a non-prophet organization. 13. Two ha...

Cartoons: Arizona's Woes

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Quotations: More quotes from Golda Meir

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Above all, this country is our own. Nobody has to get up in the morning and worry what his neighbors think of him. Being a Jew is no problem...

Cartoons: Sheep Love and Israel Hate

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Cartoon: Male of the species ..... need I say more ?

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Joke: Rain-soaked condom

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A woman was having a daytime affair while her husband was at work. One rainy day she was in bed with her boyfriend when, to her horror, she ...

Sexy Maxine: Dang Right I'm good in bed !!!

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Countries with the most chocolate consumers

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Joke: Another Blonde joke .... I promise ... no more

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I urgently needed a few days off work, but, I knew the Boss would not allow me to take leave. I thought that maybe if I acted 'Crazy...

Betty White's monologue on SNL

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May 2010
Saturday, August 21, 2010

Nice Story of friendship between an orangutan and a dog

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After losing his parents, this 3 year old orangutan was so depressed he wouldn't eat and didn't respond to any medical treatments . ...

Joke: Deodorant stick

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I got this new deodorant stick today.  The instructions said remove cap and push up bottom. I can barely walk, but whenever I fart the...

I hope this is a joke. ONLY in Canada

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Joke: Great birthday gift

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One day I met a sweet girl and fell in love. When it became apparent that we would marry, I made the supreme sacrifice and gave up eating be...

Funny Pic: Gotta be a mad muzzie

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Only a devote muslim praying to his whatever.

Joke: Rich Jewish Sons

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*Four Jewish brothers left home for college, and eventually, they became successful doctors and lawyers -- and prospered. Some years later,...