Wednesday, June 30, 2010

Cartoons: More mad muslims....endless supply of them

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Joke: Plastic Surgeon and the Knob

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A woman visited a plastic surgeon who told her about a new procedure called 'The Knob,' where a small knob is placed at the top of t...
Sunday, June 27, 2010

Song: Jesus Take The Wheel - Carrie Underwood

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Joke: Auction of a dead mule

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Curtis & Leroy saw an ad in the Toronto Star Newspaper in Toronto, Ont. and bought a mule for $100. The farmer agreed to deliver the m...

Song: Engelbert Humperdinck in 1970 and now

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Am I That Easy to Forget Love is a Many Splendored Thing

Joke: Smart Blonde Joke (they are so rare) .... Frozen Crabs

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A lawyer boarded an airplane in New Orleans with a box of frozen crabs and asked a blond stewardess to take care of them for him. She took...

Comedy: Dog the Postal Worker

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Joke: Hospital Regulations

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Hospital regulations require a wheel chair for patients being discharged. However, while working as a student nurse, I found one elderly gen...
Monday, June 21, 2010

Comedy; MadTV.... You don't want to meet her on Halloween night

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Joke: What's the name of that flower?

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An elderly couple had dinner at another couple's house, and after eating, the wives left the table and went into the kitchen. The two ...

Song: Speak Softly Love by Andy Williams... Godfather III theme song

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Godfather III theme song

Quotations: Mother Teresa

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Being unwanted, unloved, uncared for, forgotten by everybody, I think that is a much greater hunger, a much greater poverty than the person ...

Cartoon: Maxine with the guy who created the loudmouth we all love

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A guy behind the Maxine cartoons?!!!   Yes.   The cartoonist grew up with lots of female relatives and  they must have been a humorous lot, ...

Joke: Told ya kids were horrid !!!

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A mother is driving her little girl to her friend's house for a play date. ' Mommy ,' the little girl asks, 'how old are yo...
Saturday, June 19, 2010

Song; Sound of Silence by Simon and Garfunkel ... the original version

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Joke: Boss and the Garage Door

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The boss walked into the office one morning not knowing his zipper was down and his fly area wide open. His assistant walked up to him and s...

Cartoons: Obama's madness is a scourge on Arizona

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Strange that a State take measures to protect it's borders and it is considered to be the wrong thing to do.  Only in Obama's Ame...

Funny: The truth about a Woman's friends

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Women have lousy friends, Men have better ones Friendship between Women: A woman didn't come home one night. The next day she told he...

Cartoon: Transexual at the Airport screener

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Joke: English Lesson

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On his 74th birthday, a man got a gift certificate from his wife. The certificate paid for a visit to a medicine man living on a nearby rese...

Song: Clay Aiken ... Solitaire

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Funny: Some more silly sayings

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1... Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. 2... Earth is the insane asylum for the universe. 3.. I'm not a complete idiot -- Some ...

Dangerous Strips ... Part 5

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Quotations: Margaret Thatcher

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Democratic nations must try to find ways to starve the terrorist and the hijacker of the oxygen of publicity on which they depend. ------ ...
Thursday, June 17, 2010

Cartoons: Diet and Exercise

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Joke: The Cowboy and the "know it all" guy

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A cowboy named Bud was overseeing his herd in a remote mountainous pasture in Alberta when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced toward him out ...

Dangerous Landing Strips - Part 4

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Quotations: Golda Meir

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Women's Liberation is just a lot of foolishness. It's the men who are discriminated against. They can't bear children. And no on...

Village in Afghanistan - Part III

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Joke: Blind Cowboy and the Blondes in the Bar

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A blind cowboy ambles into a bar, sits at the counter and orders a whiskey. After sitting there for a while quietly sipping his drink, he as...

Comedy: MadTV ... How to play the race card

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Joke: Two Blondes and Holes

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Two blonde girls were working for the city public works department. One would dig a hole and the other would follow behind her and fill the ...
Sunday, June 13, 2010

Cartoon: Maxine tells you how to get a summer glow and gives a household hint

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Joke: However, this is the reality these days.... Senior citizen's healthcare

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So you're a sick senior citizen and the government says there is no nursing home available for you - what do you do? Our plan gives an...

Song: I am Sandra Dee from Grease

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Joke: Actually this is more like the reality these days .... City Laws

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I just applied for a building permit for a new house. It was going to be 100 ft tall and 400 ft wide with 9 turrets at various heights and...

Village in Afghanistan - Part II

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Question Time: Ever wondered about these?

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Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast? Why does grass grow where you do not want it and not grow where you do? Why ...

Cartoon: Maxine thinks of visiting England to lose some weight

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Words and Puns

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1. The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi. 2. I thought I saw an e...

Joke: Long Lost Daughter?

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I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 66). We decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was w...

Joke: Farmer and sperm costs

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A Missouri farmer in his pickup, drove to a neighbor's, and knocked at the door. A boy, about 9, opened the door "Is your Dad hom...
Thursday, June 10, 2010

Comedy: Drunk animals in Africa

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Joke: How Canada helps when Pakistan needs it

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A big earthquake with the strength of 8.1 on the Richter scale hits Pakistan. Two million Pakistanis died and over a million injured. The co...

Comedy: Michael Jackson trial on MadTV

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Joke: How to treat your Ma-in-Law

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We were dressed and ready to go out for the New Years Eve Party. We turned on a night light, turned the answering machine on, covered our pe...

Song: Dolly Parton ... Jolene

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Joke: Fat Ass

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I just had a call from a Charity asking me to donate some of my clothes to the starving people throughout the world. I told them to kiss m...

Cartoon: Maxine on Internet Debt and Support Group for a certain type of women

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Poem: A Piece of Nature

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One more published poem of  yours truly. To this my tiny little abode, I trudge my work-worn body home; For a semblance of sensibility ...