Friday, May 7, 2010

Funny: Good advice

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Advice from Pete and Leroy Limit all US politicians to two terms... One in office One in prison

Musical Score: Pirates of the Caribbean...Theme

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Joke: Wrong eMail address

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A lesson to be learned from typing the wrong E-mail address: A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particula...

Comedy: MadTV ... Dot with Dad and Mom on Oprah

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Joke: Senior Citizens' prepare for their wedding

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Jacob, age 92, and Rebeca, age 89, living in Miami, are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the...

Cartoons: Crazy Muzzies

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They are some kind of crazy!!

Funny: Maxine has the answer

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Question:  What do you get when you mix PMS with a GPS?     Answer:    A crazy bitch who WILL find you!

Funny: Quips from Larry the Comedian

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1.A day without sunshine is like night. 2. On the other hand, you have different fingers. 3. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up ...
Sunday, May 2, 2010

Cartoons: Old age is awesome .... for poking fun at oldies

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Jokes: Gotta love those "blonde" jokes

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A Russian, an American, and a Blonde were talking one day. The Russian said, 'We were the first in space!' The American said, ...

Song: Come Live with Me from Valley of the Dolls

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Joke: Fireman's hose

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A FIREMAN came home from work one day and told his wife, 'You know, we have a wonderful system at the fire station: BELL 1 rings and we ...

Funny Pics: Cats and Dogs

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Waiting their turn to pee.  That must be some "peed" tree.

Joke: Oldster and the RCMP officer

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A senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of the dealership and past the Tim Horton's. Taking off down the Trans C...

Comedy: MadTV ... Dot and Dad

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Joke: Exercise for people over 50

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EXERCISE FOR PEOPLE OVER 50 Begin by standing on a comfortable surface, where you have plenty of room at each side. With a 5-lb potato b...
Saturday, April 24, 2010

Cartoons: More Mad Muslims

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Joke: Obama turns White

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Barack Obama got out of the shower and was drying off when he looked in the mirror and noticed that he was white from the neck to the top of...

Comedy: Miss Swan on a Date

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Recipe: Polynesian Baked Chicken

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This recipe is extremely easy to do.  You will need: Bone-in chicken thighs  (either remove the skin or keep it on)  5- 6 pieces 1 cup Th...
Wednesday, April 21, 2010

Music: My Fair Lady .... I could have Danced all Night

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Play on words

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Those who jump off a bridge in Paris are in Seine . ... A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking. ... Dijon vu - the same mu...

Cartoons: Old Age is a Bitch

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Joke: Tight skirted woman

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As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of...

Cartoons: Obama's Obamacare

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Funny: Fun things to do in an elevator

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1.When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you. 2.Push the buttons ...
Tuesday, April 20, 2010

Comedy: Miss Swan at a Gay Bar

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Joke: Preacher's son

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An old country preacher.. ...had a teenage son, and it was getting time the boy should give some thought to choosing a profession. Like many...
Monday, April 19, 2010

Cartoons: What Doctors Say

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Quotations: Leon Uris

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Leon Uris :  American novelist  (Aug 3, 1924 - Jun 21 2003)  is one of my most favorite writers.  His books, like Exodus, Trinity and Mila-1...

Comedy: Mr Bean and the guardsman

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Sunday, April 18, 2010

Jokes: Heaven is crowded with "bad day" dead

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It got so crowded in heaven  that St. Peter decided that for just one day he would accept only people whose death came about because it was ...
Saturday, April 17, 2010

Cartoons: The Perils of Old Age

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Quotations: Marcel Poust

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Marcel Poust (July 10, 1871 – November 18, 1922) was a French novelist and critic.   These quotes are from his translated works. Such deep t...

Comedy: Miss Swan goes to the movie canteen

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Recipes: Chinese Chicken Chow Mein

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1 green sweet pepper (sliced) ,1 red sweet pepper (sliced) 1 cup boiling water 1 1/2 tablespoons butter, 1 small onion (chopped), 2 stalks...
Friday, April 16, 2010

Cartoons: Religious Maxine

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  Maxine was driving down the street in a sweat because she had an important meeting to go to and couldn't find a parking spot. Looki...
Wednesday, April 14, 2010

Comedy... MadTV ... Ms Swan at the Drive Thru

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Church Bulletins to make you laugh aloud

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The Fasting & Prayer Conference includes meals. -------------------------- The sermon this morning: 'Jesus Walks on the Water....
Tuesday, April 13, 2010

China: More pics from my friends from their recent visit

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Beijing - Forbidden City 500 years old Cypress trees Beijing Temple - Picture of  heaven and earth Juyong and the Great Wall seen at a dis...

Quotations: Ayn Rand

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Some quotes attributed to Ayn Rand A creative man is motivated by the desire to achieve, not by the desire to beat others. ----- Ask you...

Blonde Jokes

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What should you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you ?  Simply catch the grenade, remove the pin and lob it back to her. ---------- A...

Music: Fiddler on the Roof .... If I Were a Rich Man

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Monday, April 12, 2010

Word Puzzle

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AMAZING ONE WORD RIDDLE What nine letter word in the English language is still a word every time one letter is removed until all eight lett...
Sunday, April 11, 2010

Poetry: A Byte of Memory

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Another published poem of yours truly.  A couple of editors at the mags where my poems got published, used to think I was pretty good, long ...

Comedy: Porn Star names

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from MadTV .... too funny.

Recipes: Things for Tea

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Tea Scones 3 cups all purpose flour half cup granulated sugar 5 tsp baking powder half tsp salt 1 cup butter 1 egg (optional) 1 cup m...
Friday, April 9, 2010

Travel: Beijing, China

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Here are some pics from my friends who were in China recently.   More coming later. Beijing - Inside Forbidden City Female bronze lion wi...

Jokes: Drunken ones

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An Irishman is sitting at the end of a bar. He sees a lamp at the end of the table. He walks down to it and rubs it. Out pops a genie. It sa...
Wednesday, April 7, 2010

Music: West Side Story ... I feel pretty

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