Saturday, November 13, 2010

Joke: Dear Abby letter

I am a crack dealer in Fort Wayne, Indiana who has recently been diagnosed as a carrier of HIV virus. My parents live in Merrillville and one of my sisters, who lives in South Bend, is married to a transvestite. My father and mother have recently been arrested for growing and selling marijuana. They are financially dependent on my other two sisters, who are prostitutes in Indianapolis. I have two brothers, one is serving a non-parole life sentence for the murder of a teenage boy in 2002. My other brother is currently in jail awaiting charges of sexual misconduct with his three children.

I have recently become engaged to marry a former prostitute who lives in Anderson. She is a part time "working girl". All things considered, my Problem is this. I love my fiancée and look forward to bringing her into the family. I certainly want to be totally open and honest with her.

Should I tell her about my cousin who supports Barack Obama as President?

Sincerely,

Worried About My Reputation

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